Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Why My Three Year Old DOESN'T Rock

First, go see why my three year old does rock!

Now this is why she DOESN'T always rock.

-She hasn't eaten a real meal in six months.

-Although she sleeps through the night, she stalls for nearly an hour before she falls asleep.

-She will only eat off of oinge plates, and drink out of oinge cups.

-She begs and whines for a bath three. times. a. day.

-She knocks over her sister, right before helping her up and kissing her softly.

-She doesn't listen to a thing I say.

-She has started saying "I can't do it" and "I hate this"

-She screams hysterically when I have to wash her hair.


I am sure she is acting like a typical three year old, but since she was such a good two year old, it is really shocking. I think she just woke up one day, removed her halo, and replaced it with a set of pink horns and a matching pitchfork (which she will later use to poke me in the rear).



5 comments:

Corey~living and loving said...

I don't mean to giggle, but I have to say....Sugar does a few of those. :) So far....three has been more difficult than two by far.

Anonymous said...

Hmm..I wonder if our 3 yr olds talk to each other?? :) Only D has given me a run for my money since birth...kinda like your Ali girl huh?
*I can't do it*---where do they get this from? YES YOU CAN haha!

Megan@SortaCrunchy said...

ARGH. Yes. Three is worse than two by far.

Jules said...

Oh yes, the threes are pretty scary. Thanks for the sympathy, misery loves company!!!

I know Jen, I hope she doesn't give up so easily and/or not try hard when she gets older. It's frustrating!

Anonymous said...

Oh, I can't help, but laugh. What is it with hair washing? You'd think we were beating them with the shampoo bottle! And meals? Samantha has two modes. Piggy and Child Who Would Rather Starve.